1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.
i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
this oatmeal has god damn dinosaur eggs in it and then when you cook it THE DINOSAURS FUCKIN HATCH IM SO PUMPED
when u with your mum and she drives right past a mcdonalds
HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!!
These make me so happy!!!
let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your ass
If we’re texting and I’m actually responding quickly and you’re not then it’s 99.9% guaranteed I won’t reply back for weeks
i logged into twitter for the first time in a year because i was curious how many people spelled doughnuts as dognuts
Nicole Richie filling out an online dating profile for her friend Erin.
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
Fucking hell, it took me a few minutes to realise what the fuck was going on.
yeah I speak Chinese
well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it